How long does it take to recieve my order?

Our orders are dispatched twice a week from our warehouses in Europe and Asia. All products are shipped with Royal Express. Depending on your local delivery usually takes between 5 and 10 days. We do everything we can to get you your Mastomatic mastrubation machine as quick as possible.

Is it shipped discreetly?

Yes, it will be sent in a plain packet with no mention of the contents on the outer packaging. No embarrassments!

Does it enlarge my penis?

No, this is a  device for masturbation only. For a good enlargement  solution, read this Jes Extender review.

Do you guarantee the Mastomatic?

Yes! If your Mastomatic gets damaged in transit, or malfunctions in any way we will replace it free of charge. Please contact our support team if there is any problems at all. We strive to make our customers as happy as possible!

How do I pay?

We do accept all major credit cards. All billing is done safely via our encrypted order form. Should you have any problems or questions with regards to ordering please contact us. The billing descriptor, shown on your credit card statement will be either SERVEPAY or BUYSECURE.

The Mastomatic is your automatic love mouth that never ever says no to blow your cock!

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Ann - London - I got the Mastomatic for my ex boyfriend, now he doesn’t come around hassling me for sex at all! The bastard says it sucks better than I did!

Arnie - Boston – Well, I admit it. I’m addicted to masturbating! After the 5th time for the day it can take me a long time to climax, and my right hand starts to hurt. Thank god I found the Mastomatic - now I just lie back, relax and shoot cum like there´s no tomorrow!!

Terence - San Francisco – I have had kind of bad luck with girls lately. But now that I discovered the Mastomatic, I don’t feel that stressed to get a relationship. It´s great.

Jon - Montreal, Canada – The Mastomatic is the BEST blowjob i´ve ever had! Fucking better than all my old gf:s combined!!!!!!!! I will soon order my third Mastomatic!