How long does it take to recieve my order?

Our orders are dispatched twice a week from our warehouses in Europe and Asia. All products are shipped with Royal Express. Depending on your local delivery usually takes between 5 and 10 days. We do everything we can to get you your Mastomatic mastrubation machine as quick as possible.

Is it shipped discreetly?

Yes, it will be sent in a plain packet with no mention of the contents on the outer packaging. No embarrassments!

Does it enlarge my penis?

No, this is a  device for masturbation only. For a good enlargement  solution, read this Jes Extender review.

Do you guarantee the Mastomatic?

Yes! If your Mastomatic gets damaged in transit, or malfunctions in any way we will replace it free of charge. Please contact our support team if there is any problems at all. We strive to make our customers as happy as possible!

How do I pay?

We do accept all major credit cards. All billing is done safely via our encrypted order form. Should you have any problems or questions with regards to ordering please contact us. The billing descriptor, shown on your credit card statement will be either SERVEPAY or BUYSECURE.
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